Shauna O’Brien
Nude

When you look as scrumptious as Shauna O’Brien, guys just want to eat you up. And she’s a dish that’s best served hot. Of course, Shauna is sizzling as one of the queens of the sexy end of the B-movie spectrum. She’s carved a niche for herself as the California dreamer in Beverly Hills Workout (1993), Wild Malibu Weekend! (1994), and Beverly Hills Bordello (1997), in which her character’s motivation is to take off her clothes as quickly as possible. They should make the zipcode 9021-O’Brien’s O-face. She actually got her start in acting with bit roles in Another 48 Hrs. (1990), and Flatliners (1990) before appearing in one episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. But her “mainstream” career didn’t seem to want to take off—at least, not as easily as her clothing does. That is all fine and good for Shauna, who realized she was better off ditching bit roles and becoming the star of tit roles. Starting with Penthouse: Satin and Lace (1992) Shauna has been hot as a sauna in all sorts of skin flicks over the years, doing everything in every position you can think of. Friend of the Family (1995) gave us a great look at the ladies, as a family man gets intimately friendly with her. Another lucky fella gets to see what it looks like between her legs from up close in Striking Resemblance (1997), while Shauna gives a lapdance in Scandal: The Big Turn On (2000). Forget Shondaland, we’re glued to Shaunaland, since this “Scandal” features huge yabbos. Heading into the new millennium, Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle’s Intimate Encounters (2000) sees Shauna hooks herself up to a virtual reality masturbation machine, and pleasures herself to the fantasy of being Holly Sampson riding cowgirl on a guy; her blonde braid bouncing on her back while she bounces on his weiner. After surviving Y2K, Baberellas (2003) kept the sci-fi flair going with Shauna participating in some girl on girl using the shocking power of electricity to bring a woman to orgasm. Shauna’s later career has mostly centered around parody movies like the “Bare Wench” series, which parodies The Blair Witch Project (1999), with her last screen appearance being the Survivor parody Bare-Naked Survivor Again (2013). We might outplay her, we might outwit her, but one look at those enormous O’Brien sirens, and there’s no way we could outlast her.